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johnshavesfor-sherlock:

God’s dad was an alcoholic gay man

I swear this show is on drugs

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shezzablue:

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jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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kingschultzies:

this is the same person

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Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.

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typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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lysnk2:

FOREVER MY FAVORITE IT CROWD MOMENT.

haanigram:

chubbersmcgee:

I love how amused Hannibal is at all of Wills Cannibal jokes.
New Will dont give a shit,hes sassy.

HANNIBAL FINALLY HAS SOMEONE TO ENJOY CANNIBAL PUNS WITH THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE

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lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

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sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

why was this never aired

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thatfunnyblog:

My yearbook quote.

thatfunnyblog:

My yearbook quote.

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